So far the van has gotten me new tires, a new muffler, and next week I get my windows tinted. If I had known that the van was so powerful, perhaps I would have caved sooner. Maybe I will get the bolt-on supercharger next week, right after the huge wing, mink fur seat covers, neon lights that flash to the beat from the stereo, a bumpin' stereo system, lower suspension, stiff springs, black alloy rims, a body kit, and fancy paint with lots of stickers. I definitely need a lot more stickers. The only stickers I have right now say: "RUN", and "13.1".
Our friends, the Danas, just got a minivan this evening. My condolences to Jason on the passing of his manhood, and my congratulations to Janelle on her new "sweet" ride. :)
To everyone out there who does not have a minivan, we know you are just jealous, go ahead and make fun of us. We know what cool is. Cool is electric doors and seating for seven with a low entry height and decent gas mileage. Awwww yeah...
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See it happens to the best of them. No one thinks mini vans are cool until you have a kid or two and need to travel somewhere. John, think of going home after Christmas last year when you almost had to leave James with us because you had too much stuff to take home in that little Escape. Just think of all the extra things the grandparents can buy now and send home with you!! Yea!
Don't forget the electric back door. I've got a motor on that one to break, too. Nothing says cool like broken electric doors.
And I think you should get some vinyl flames to go down the side of the civic. So everyone would know how fast it goes. Nothing says fast like fire.
Totally! Fire is cool!
An electric rear door too?!?! What will they think of next?
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