Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Karen's dog, Molly. (It's not my problem, she has issues)

Karen had a post about her dog, and my reply was too funny to leave buried in the comment section, or so I think. Her post was actually quite a positive review of the dog, and it included all of the tricks that the dog knows how to perform. I think Karen omitted a few of the dog's finest tricks that we are still working on.

I really hope she learns my favorite trick. I call it "Don't crap on the rug any more, bonehead."

She also does two other really cool tricks:

1. She eats bugs. If you don't want to kill a spider in the house, al you have to do is show the dog where it is. VOILA! problem solved, nom, nom, nom...

2. She rolls in dead things. She found a deceased animal in our yard that seemed like it was Chanel no. 5 to her, so she applied it to her fur liberally. I really enjoyed giving her a bath at 11PM, and she was all smiles too, evidenced by her constantly running away from me. I think she secretly just wanted to run some wind sprints in the yard with me.  

Molly's special.

2 comments:

Janelle said...

Willie eats spiders. Roly polies, too.

fish said...

I like the dog, but she still has a few issues we need to sort out. She bites us, she eats things that are not hers, etc...