James Quote

We were trying to decide what to have for dinner while we were in the car. James wanted to go to Cici's pizza, since they have a game room that James loves to play in. I said that I would go to anywhere but there since I am not a big fan of Cici's. James then said "How about we drop you off somewhere else, Daddy?"

Karen's dog, Molly. (It's not my problem, she has issues)

Karen had a post about her dog, and my reply was too funny to leave buried in the comment section, or so I think. Her post was actually quite a positive review of the dog, and it included all of the tricks that the dog knows how to perform. I think Karen omitted a few of the dog's finest tricks that we are still working on.

I really hope she learns my favorite trick. I call it "Don't crap on the rug any more, bonehead."

She also does two other really cool tricks:

1. She eats bugs. If you don't want to kill a spider in the house, al you have to do is show the dog where it is. VOILA! problem solved, nom, nom, nom...

2. She rolls in dead things. She found a deceased animal in our yard that seemed like it was Chanel no. 5 to her, so she applied it to her fur liberally. I really enjoyed giving her a bath at 11PM, and she was all smiles too, evidenced by her constantly running away from me. I think she secretly just wanted to run some wind sprints in the yard with me.  

Molly's special.